Fun with Touts

So Touts are the guys who try and pull you into thiere shops, scam you or just generally sell you stuff. In China like many places it all begins with "Hello", now you may want to engage them. Today when I started talking to a couple they were so into their patter that when I told them my job was "unemployed" they replyed "ahh very good work".... hmmmm well I think so too.

Anyway, at some point I decided I'd had enough of this and so when ever any touts gave thier "Hello" I just responded in Serbian.

Tout: Hello
Me: Negovorim Engleski. Govorim Serbski.
Tout: hhhuhh Hello
Me: Ne resumem, Da li govorite Serbski.

and my favorite part:

Tout: Do you speak english?

Now you've got to be careful not to respond to the English. And when you can see they've given up finish off with a "Nema Problema!!"