Why is eveything so close to the ground!

Well, interesting w/e , had a debating tournament. So lots and lots of arguing. Unfortunately, I also fell off my bike crossing a wet and slippery foot bridge or I should really say my bike fell over and I stayed on it. As a result I've bruised some thing and can't bend over. EVERYTHING is so , so much harder, putting my socks on is near impossible and I've discovered that everything is far too close to the ground e.g. plugs, milk in the fridge, chairs ...... If I want to sit down I've got to put my hand on my back for support.